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A word of need, from the STOMA foundation...


Dear friends,

Our beloved STOMA needs your help, & only you can help him in this time of despair & need.

Without doubt, he'd gladly take all your money offered ( or not offered ), but that is not purpose of this commercial break...

STOMA requires, by order of the administrators, based under the Civic Ordinance Act, a new name / title, to continue on his blessed ways among us, & this is where you come in.

It is our united appeal here at the foundation, to ask of you all, to post any name that you deem suitable, so as to conform to the laws of the forum, & offer the late STOMA, a way back in here, where he may just like a name & decide to use it.

Obviously the use of slang or foul language is not recommended, though the use of, & final decision, will remain entirely with "Our lost Sheep", STOMA, the departed.

International people are invited to participate, & even use their home-tongue / language to generate a new title. eg. Should you be of German nationality,

 

* "Der man from der Sheize-hause"

- would be a perfectly acceptable submission.

 

Please take the time to participate, & help save STOMA !!!



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Stoma 2.0
Rise of Stoma
His Royal Majesty Stoma
Ambassador Stoma
Stoma.
Stoma_
Stoma:)
Stoma^
Stoma*
Stoma$
Stoma#

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Yes,

Some strong suggestions from PowerStroker, that indeed recall the former glory of old. Perhaps some prefixes are needed ?....

Alternative suggestions maybe....

* Son of Stoma.

* The return of the son of Stoma.

* The flatulence of Stoma.

* The stain of Stoma.

* The smell of Stoma.

* The power of Stoma.

* The resurrection of Stoma.

* The residue of Stoma.

* The fungus of Stoma.

* The wrath of Stoma.


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I like "The power of Stoma"

The rest just don't seem to show the respect he deserves though.

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Hmmm,

You have a point there PowerStroker, but we're not really in a position of being able to get Stoma wiggled back in here, with or without the deserved respect. All we can do is hope to lighten the weight of penalty a little, & maybe the administrators can make an allowance for "effort of redemption"....

It's of no doubt in my mind that he was cruelly set-up for failure after his last release back in here, where within 24-hrs, he was expelled.

The other side-of-the-coin does indicate that he was fairly warned in advance, & yet took no heed, & so received his due.

The best we can do as far as this foundation is concerned, is hopefully strike a compassion plea with the administrators, & or provide him with a new, but suitable name. The administrators are sharing historical information about Stoma among themselves, that reveal the more hostile side of Stoma. And this does not make life easier for us.

I kind of like the name "AMOTS", as it's new, & yet conceals the old when reversed. This may just get him back in here in full glory of the past, & yet defiant of any previous violations or bannings, as it's a new form of the old STOMA.

But only STOMA / AMOTS can work with this, or any other title mentioned so far, to get back in here. And of course, how long that will last, no-one knows.

Complication after complication.....

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This is bullshit... Total bullshit, yo!

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Dear friends,

It seems that time is against us, & the administrators of this forum remain unmoved in the banning of our Stoma. Also, it appears that Stoma himself, remains unimpressed with the wonderful new names suggested so far, & so, we as a collective foundation, wish to move into the next stage of our STOMA awareness protocal.

We here at the foundation, are excited to announce, a USD $10,000:00 cash payment, for anyone, who can string 3-consecutive posts made by Stoma, from any thread from within this forum, that are cohesive to one-another, make sense, & ultimately both inform & advance the knowledge of the forum topic in which he posted.

Some conditions do apply however...

* You have one week only to make your submission.
* You can only make one submission.
* No modification of the post of any sort is allowed.
* The cohesion of post element requires that "in conversation" our Stoma has posted in succession to other posters, but not one Stoma post after another.
* After all submissions are made, there will be no accepted further submissions after the closing time of 18:00, 7-th May, 2017.
* Winner(s) will be announced as discovered.
* Regretfully, there can only be one winner, & that will be the person who's submission meets all the requirements, & who's submitted their post first, - even if in the unlikely event of two submissions meeting the requirements are discovered.

And not to be confused with what to do with your winnings, the foundation will automatically donate the full amount of your winnings, to Stellar Enterprises, AutoTrend US, so as to help the administrators reconsider the position of our Stoma, over a number of restaurant quality Steak Dinners, total value being at not less than USD $10,000:00.

You may start when ready, & always remember, the solemn, yet powerful words of our Stoma, to keep your motivation strong, as you pile through hours & hours of forum nostalgia, to string together the required 3-cohesive posts.

So in the words of Stoma....

"SUCK MY CAWK BIAAAATCHES AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSAHAHAHAHA!!!! ME'S BE EATIN SOME FINE CUISINE, WHILST I WATCH THE PREZ, OUR DON, MAKE 'MERICA GREAT AGAIN !!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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You may as well made it a cool million dollars Rastus, because no three post exist from the user formerly known as Stoma.



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LOL,

This is likely pretty true, but you never know, there's always a chance...He could almost write properly....I actually think you've just come-up with the perfect come-back name too BTW...It has a tinge of Prince in there.....

"The user formerly known as Stoma"....

Now all we need is a symbol, & he may just accept the foundations first offer !!!

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Dear friends,

We're a little over the 1/2-way mark, with day-4 now well & truly passing, & still we have yet to confirm a winning post from anyone....

It's obvious that with the day-to-day visits to the forum on the rise, that people are searching very, very, hard, as we all miss our Stoma...

Keep at it people !!! Search with confidence, that there must exist a 3-post meaningful conversation with our Stoma !!!

And then, like our politicians, can we bribe errr-encourage the administrators, to entitle the constitutional mandate of freedom of speech, to our Stoma !!!

As a further word of encouragement, I'll use this quote from Stoma.....

"WHAT DA FUCK IS GOIN' ON HERE ??????......ME'S BEEN GOIN' REAL HARD AT IT LIVIN' IT LARGE, SMOKIN' OUT MY S600, WHILE I WATCH YOU BIAAATCHES SIFFIN' THROUGH MY POSTS, AS AN ENTRY FEE TO GET BAK INTO THIS SHIT FORUM ???...I'D BE TELLIN'THAT BITCH-ASS-PUNK SELLC TO STOP DELETIN' MY POSTS, SO UZE CAN FIND SUM AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SUCK MY CAWK BIAAATCHES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

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I'm pretty sure the user name "asshole" is still available.



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I'm pretty sure the user name "asshole" is still available.


 

Oh come on SELLC, everyone knows that he won't go for that one....Especially since that's what "Stoma" actually means, in a common-modern sense...

If you didn't know however, it's a manufactured asshole surgically made by doctors, after a colostomy - ( bowel cancer ) - ( And US-of-A folks better get used to the idea, as that's one of many gifts Fukushilma has given you, & now Mr.Trump will give every-one with his brainless Yucca Mountain development ). You have to then carry around a little plastic bag that's attached to the side of your stomach, where all your poop goes from now on. At least it will give you a few more years of life to say good-by with.

Stoma we think will only be happy with Stoma...

Don't forget though, you let him in last time & he didn't post a thing for nearly a year !!!

Ciao,

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Dear friends of Stoma,

With only 24-hrs left to help our Stoma, in his time-of-need, it seems only right to up-the-reward to USD $50,000:00, & secure his place on this forum, whilst the administrators enjoy steak dinners for a long time to come......

All you have to do is find 3-consecutive posts that indicate that Stoma knows what he's talking about, with regarding the thread topic...This is actually an easier challenge than trying to do the same with your current president, Mr.Trump.

Regretfully, there has been no submissions as yet, & success looks grim...But there's always hope !!! Just look at Mr.Trumps 1-trillion dollar cut to your health benefits, as his solution to repair Obamacare...But it's not all bad, as instead of health-care, you get more Nuclear Weapons instead. And just look at how well he's treating his daughter, Alenka, with over several new Chinese clothing manufacturers lined up to make her millions of dollars, while the poverty & degradation of the US-of-A general public increases.

We need to make Stoma as important as Alenka !!!

C'mon folks, Stoma needs you !!!!!!!

qt " GET OFF YOUR FARGEN ASSES, & START SUPPORTIN' ME & MY STOMMETTE...WE'S BE NEEDIN' SOME MORE GOVERNMENT CHEESE NOW THAT THERE'S A STOMA Jr BAKIN' AWAY IN THE OVEN, ( THOUGH I'M NOT SURE IT'S MINE, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IT'S SELLC'S.......HE'S BEEN MAKIN'-BACON WITH MY BIAAATCH & TEA-BAGGIN' HER WHILE I'S BEEN SMOKIN'-IT-UP)...NOW, FIND ME SOME FARGEN POSTS WHERE I'S BE MAKIN' MORE SENSE THAN OUR PREZ, THE DON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT WAY I CAN PILLAGE THIS BULLSHIT FORUM FOR ALL IT'S WORTH & PAY SOME DEBT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Fuck Stoma, and fuck you too for supporting such a douche while trash talking President Trump, who by the way recently invited your worthless President over for a visit.



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Oh SELLC,

The bait was set for Stoma, not yourself.....

We heard down this way, that Mr.Trump considered us "family"..... I'm sure he'll treat us Aussies maybe a little better than the administrators here are treating Stoma.

I fully agree that our Prime Minister is worthless. The same goes for any politician for that matter.

Apparently Mr.Trump wants to visit down here soon too ! And I suggest that does so soon, while the exchange rate is good, so he can then either 1/2-the-cost of the trip, or double the time spent here ! ( We could do with some more nice Golf Courses too BTW )...

Word also has it that Mr.Obama is collecting a cool $400,000:00 USD as a retirement aid from his Wall st colleagues...So it seems that all your Presidents help themselves to a secure future while in office, so I won't complain about Mr.Trump here, as long as he doesn't forget the people who voted him in, as they're the ones counting on his promises...


*12-hours-to go folks !!! Hurry up & get your entries in, before it's too late, & Stoma becomes scarred for life...He's counting on you !!!

qt " WTF ???????? I EAT, BREATHE, DRINK, SLEEP & SHIT FOR DA DON !!!!!!!! HE'S GONNA SET MY BIAAATCH STOMMETTE UP GOOD & PROPER ONCE SHE'S DELIVERED STOMA-JR....GOVERNMENT CHEESE & FOOD-STAMPS, PLUS A HI-RISE APARTMENT SOMEWHERE IN DETROIT...DA DON'S GONNA DO IT !!!! HE'S LOOKIN' OUT FOR STOMA TOO, AS HE KNOWS DAT ONLY TRUE BLUE-BLOODED REPUBLICANS ARE WORTH LOOKIN' OUT FOR IN DIS COUNTRY...AND DA DON WILL SEE TO IT DAT DA REST OF UZE SCUMBAGS ARE SENT TO WANNO DEM DETENTION CENTERS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TRUMP FOR A SECOND TERM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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Dear friends,

Well, the time has expired for your submissions, so as to allow our forum colleague STOMA to return from the cold, & be among us again, his family......

Due to the less-than-expected submission amounts, the Stoma Foundation has decided to allocate more time to find the winning combination of posts, mainly due to the vast amount of threads required to view, & collate submissions for winning analysis.

It is with great pleasure for myself to announce, a further 3-full-days for you to submit your posts, & have a hand in both the return of Stoma, & bribing-errr-feeding the admin with steak dinners, well into the Don's 2nd-term....

Our secret agents here at the foundation, have also not only discovered that the birth of Stoma Jr. has happened, but we have photographs to share also...

Stoma's need is greater than ever now, & as such, our search more the earnest, if we wish Stoma & family, to sustain a healthy family life.

In finishing, we would like to congratulate Stoma & Stommette, & welcome Stoma Jr. into the world !!!

3-more days !!! Hurry !!!

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We here at the foundation, are excited to announce, a USD $10,000:00 cash payment, for anyone, who can string 3-consecutive posts made by Stoma, from any thread from within this forum, that are cohesive to one-another, make sense, & ultimately both inform & advance the knowledge of the forum topic in which he posted.

Some conditions do apply however...

* You have one week only to make your submission.
* You can only make one submission.
* No modification of the post of any sort is allowed.
* The cohesion of post element requires that "in conversation" our Stoma has posted in succession to other posters, but not one Stoma post after another.
* After all submissions are made, there will be no accepted further submissions after the closing time of 18:00, 7-th May, 2017.
* Winner(s) will be announced as discovered.
* Regretfully, there can only be one winner, & that will be the person who's submission meets all the requirements, & who's submitted their post first, - even if in the unlikely event of two submissions meeting the requirements are discovered.


 Here is my submission http://autotrend.activeboard.com/t49216853/tgif-roll-call/

Stoma begins by defining what comedy really is, and it apparently pertains to Gerry.

Then Stoma thanks me for posting the video from which his picture came from.

Finally Stoma responds to a false claim that he did not use his real name in his user name... We had previously learned his actual name to be Ronald Stoma.

 

So there you have it! And if I win, I would like to donate the proceeds to the Stoma legal defense fund to get him reinstated.



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I'm not so sure PowerStroker!

1st, Stoma started that thread, which in my honest opinion disqualifies it right off the bat..

But then, what does photos of Gerry have to do with it being Friday? Did Gerry only jump trains on a Friday?

Regardless, Stoma was the OP and as such I don't think it counts...

In closing, I think the time period has elapsed anyway. Better luck next time! LOL



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Then again, it's Rastus' money... I could care less what he does with it. LOL



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I'm not so sure PowerStroker!

1st, Stoma started that thread, which in my honest opinion disqualifies it right off the bat..

There was no rule listed against Stoma starting the conversation. It just stipulated that his posts be "cohesive to one-another, make sense, & ultimately both inform & advance the knowledge of the forum topic in which he posted."

But then, what does photos of Gerry have to do with it being Friday? Did Gerry only jump trains on a Friday?

There was no requirement that the thread title had to match it's content. Though one could argue that picking on Gerry was one of his favorite Friday activities, so there's that.

In closing, I think the time period has elapsed anyway. Better luck next time! LOL

The contest was extended by Rastus due to the time it takes to sort through the overwhelming amount of contributions Stoma has made to this site, I am within the extended deadline.

Here are the actual rules:
anyone, who can string 3-consecutive posts made by Stoma, from any thread from within this forum, that are cohesive to one-another, make sense, & ultimately both inform & advance the knowledge of the forum topic in which he posted.

Some conditions do apply however...

* You have one week only to make your submission.
* You can only make one submission.
* No modification of the post of any sort is allowed.
* The cohesion of post element requires that "in conversation" our Stoma has posted in succession to other posters, but not one Stoma post after another.
* After all submissions are made, there will be no accepted further submissions after the closing time of 18:00, 7-th May, 2017.
* Winner(s) will be announced as discovered.
* Regretfully, there can only be one winner, & that will be the person who's submission meets all the requirements, & who's submitted their post first, - even if in the unlikely event of two submissions meeting the requirements are discovered.

 



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Ladies & Gentlemen.....

WE HAVE A WINNER !!!!!!!......

Against all odds, PowerStroker has actually found 3-cohesive posts by STOMA, that not only makes sense, but prove a point too.

Congratulations PowerStroker !!! Stoma will be in tears to realize that not only does he have friends he can count on, but a functioning mind to go with it !

It is the Stoma Foundations great pleasure, to try & bribe the administrators of this site, to allow his return, on your behalf.

I do also have to thank all the other folks for their efforts, & yes, it is true that PowerStroker as a member here, had access to more posts to select with, so this may seem a little unfair......But please remember, we were all trying to help Stoma as our combined goal, & quite miraculously, found some cohesive posts.

Once again PowerStroker, congratulations on this amazing achievement !!!


And for the administartors, please see below.....

 

steak dinner.jpg

 

Let this be one of many fine steak dinners, to help you consider the vital reinstatement of Stoma, to this forum.

Bon apetite



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Hello friends & family, ( that means you too Stoma )

The Stoma Foundation is very pleased to announce, upon the winners request ( PowerStroker ), that the remaining amount of winnings rewarded, will be fully donated to the "Stoma Legal Defense Fund". On the Foundations behalf, inquiries into the most suitable defense are well underway, & we'll notify everyone as to their selection, & defense strategy as they become apparent.

Also, to confirm the winning entry, the judges found these cohesive elements that linked each Stoma post together, to satisfy the competition guide-lines....

1. Thank God It's Friday comedy, by posting a photo of Gerry VZ up on stage, talking about his double-life as a hobo.

2. Refers to Gerry VZ again, after watching full video link of Gerry VZ discussing his double life as a hobo, & then suggests likely links to Star Wars.

3. Stoma here provides another snap-shot of the Star Wars ideology about Gerry, but suggests World of Warcraft possibilities also.

So there you have it...Gerry VZ being the focal point of degradation, after he submitted a ROTFLMFAO reply to SELLC's question of whether Stoma picked up his Viagra prescription.

There can be NO DOUBT here, & the judges decision is final.

SELLC pointed out that Stoma started the thread, & there-fore it should be null & void. And there is cause for consideration here about that fact, however the thread topic moves in topic from the original concept, to viagra prescriptions & onto the insults to Gerry VZ. Stoma actually took control of the thread before this point, & continued to control, & insult as needed, via the said 3-posts. Amazing stuff...


And now onto happier matters....

Congratulations, & welcome to the world Stoma Jr. !!!!!!

Alien Stoma Jr..jpg

Stoma baby & trump.jpg

 

Yes friends, DNA analysis has confirmed that the baby is indeed Stommettes, as the youngster was found in a basket, abandoned in the car-park of this convention. The young lady in the photo, discussed the finding with the President, & then Mr.Trump assured everyone, that Stoma Jr will be treated as one-of-his-own, & every "Trump opportunity" made available to him.

All that we know at this point, is that arrangements have been made by the President, to investigate the mental-health of Stommette, & possible adoption proceedings may take place, so that Stoma Jr, has more than a fair chance at life, since he's on-board the Trump train, as likely family, on the mission, to make America great again.

We wish Stommette all the very best in this testy process of sanity, & hope that the father of the child come forward, so as to add closure to the unkown's of this tragedy-come-miracle story, made by Mr.Trump.

 

All the best from the foundation, to you all,

Rastus

 



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Wouldn't it be great if that topic where Stoma was beating up on Gerry for being a closet hobo, ended up being just what he needed to be reinstated :)

That thread was a true classic for this site Rex, I know we all thoroughly enjoyed it (except maybe Gerry). Just imagine what other jewels we are missing out on by not having Stoma around. Maybe if he agrees to stop picking on the whole Umney klan, and just picks on you, would that be enough? Rex, if he promises to just deport you back to Croatia or whatever 3rd world you came from, but agreed that the rest of your family has earned citizenship in the U.S. and may stay, would that be a fair compromise?

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I fully agree with you PowerStroker.

The other side of the coin however reveals that you can see exactly that Republicans are out-for-themselves...And this reflects with the Trumps too...The Democrats may or may not have things to hide, but they don't shit-on-themselves when trouble comes like Republicans have shown they do over the last 110-days....( Yes I'm counting, shit, who isn't ?....)...

Our hope relies IMO, that Stommette is institutionalized, & Mr.Trump adopts Stoma Jr....

I think it impossible for the administrators here to refuse entry of ( dare I say it ) Stoma Trump Jr...The son of the Don...

The name has a certain ring to it, don't you think ?....

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I have strong reason to believe that Stomette is actually Gerry. I say this because back when my buddy Scrot was active on this site, he told me that Stomette was openly hitting on him. Scrot's response was to find a picture online of some random naked guy and sent it to Stomette in a private message claiming it was him. Very shortly thereafter Gerry made the comment that he had something on Scrot, though never elaborated on what exactly it was. This leads me to believe that Gerry was actually the recipient of the naked guy picture that Scrot sent Stomette lol.

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LOL !!!

This place is crazy, you have to like being here.

It would not surprise me to discover that Stommette is Jerry, or that Stoma is Jerry. These two characters are the opposing forces going-on in his mind. ( Did you ever see the TV sit-com "Herman's Head ") ?... And he's just picking & choosing alternate "choices" etc to suit the character, & basically pee SELLC off, since SELLC makes himself so stead-fast & easy to torment / upset.

The bottom line is however, this place needs Stoma, & I'll continue to gently bombard this place with BS until the administrators make amendments to their ways.

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Hello friends & family,

We here at the foundation, in our efforts to find the very best legal representatives for our friend & family member, Stoma, have thought that is was worthwhile to up-date our efforts, to bring both you, & our generous PowerStroker, the results of our efforts to date...

First & foremost, our Stoma deserves the very best that money can buy, & that has simply been the primary goal here, with the funds provided.

Our efforts however have been thwarted, with all the best legal advisors tied up in the political crisis' of both Mr.Obama, & Mr.Trump.

Know that we will maintain our efforts to gain the best legal representation possible, when it becomes available, or PowerStroker ( being the winner of the funds ), decides other means & ways to aid or Stoma.

We thank you for your attention, patience, & time.

Warmest regards,

Rastus


qt. "LET ME BACK IN YOU FARGEN CAWK SUCKERS !!!!!!!!!!BETTER ME & POWERSTROKER SMOKE-UP DA REST OF THE FUNDS DAN WASTE 'EM ON LEGAL PEOPLE....STOMA DON'T NEED LEGAL AID, I'S NEEDS DA FREEDOM OF SPEECH DAT I'S BEN DENIED HERE, BY THAT CROAT-CUM-SPY-CUM-REPUBLICAN FAKE ADMINISTRATOR.....IN TIME, ME & DA DON ARE GONNA DEPORT YOUR ASS ANYWAY, SO FUQ YOU, FUQ RASTA, & FUQ DIS FORUM....STOMA'S BEEN SPREADIN' DA WORD ELSWHERE ANYHOW, SO SUCK MY CAWK BIAAAATCHES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!FUQ YOU SELLC !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I heard they just started pouring the foundation for the Obama library.



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Holy $hit.....

That ^^^^^^^^^^ post looks like Mr.Trump speaking about how he's going to make America great again !!!

But what you don't see, is how after he's finished feeding-us all of that $hit, the Rhino is then slaughtered, & its horns sold off to his other rich pals !!! Possibly in Russia LOL !!!

Later,

Rastus

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LOL,

Now that's definitely a Trump Kodak moment.....

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Rastus

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Hello friends,

A quick up-date is warranted, as some of the countries best lawyers, are deciding to NOT represent Mr.Trump, on the grounds that he will not likely pay the fees (lol), & that by representing him, will also ruin their reputations.

www.youtube.com/watch

This new announcement brings a little hope now, that STOMA will have the best representation ASAP, to be reinstated here, on this forum.

A very, very special thanks to Mr.Trump goes out to him, from nearly all of us here at the Stoma Foundation.

Later,

Rastus

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Seems like Rastus has a love affair going with Stoma...



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SELLC wrote:

Seems like Rastus has a love affair going with Stoma...


 LOL !!!

Family is family !....Stoma only needs a little guidance here & there IMO...

Maybe if the administrators allowed Stoma the right to host his own little section here, things may improve ?....The Maserati forum needs an owner to host it, & Stoma would be great in there IMO.

And to update this thread, all the best legal advise has suggested to be patient, as they're quite busy at the moment with the current Presidency...

The Stoma Foundation may have to have a fund-raiser soon, so as to compile enough cash to gain the legal industries interest in representation...



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Stoma... Stoma... Stoma...

I get the occasional prank call every now and again, in fact just got another yesterday. Stoma is an odd bird... Such a shame I had to ban him, you'd think he could have at least been a little more creative on the forum, at least for the team. 

Ah well... It's muggy here and the work shows no sign of letting up! Maybe I'll find some time to enjoy this 4th of July 2017 and I hope you all do as well. 



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