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Congratulations Gerry!!!

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Gerry's Graduation Photo:

gerryvz · Member

Wow, thanks. Does this mean I can be like the Revs. Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton now?

PowerStroker · UNSTOPPABLE!

Yes, and rest assured, this degree is every bit as respectable as Mike Huckabee's

And now, for your graduation gifts:

And this one is very special...

-- Edited by PowerStroker on Monday 19th of December 2011 12:08:03 AM

SELLC · CERTIFIED POST WHORE

20,000 jars of Grey Poupon huh?

That's a lot of Gery Pupon, even for Gerry!

That guy... You know... Alan Grayson... How much do you figure that suit he's got on cost PowerStroker? How about them neck ties and handkerchiefs? How about his shoes? Add all that up and I bet you could pay someones rent and food bill for a few months.

It really means nothing to me PowerStroker, when some rich dude gets up on a podium and makes statements about what Democrats are going to do for the poor when they themselves are not only over-paid, but they got golden insurance plans. I didn't see ole' Alan Grayson up there showing Americans how nice HIS government healthcare plan was, and he never made mention of his pension either. Not only that he never bothered to mention who pays his wages.

The only thing Alan Grayson focuses on is what the 1% have, and how if the government allowed them to keep $84,000 (of their own money) they could buy all these fancy things. He does not speak of government waste, or what can be done to advance America, rather he just want's to focus on sucessful people, people that have it better off than our politicians. It sounds like he is jealous as hell!

No PowerStroker, all I see in them videos is finger pointing. No where in any of them videos does Grayson talk about real solutions to problems, just finger pointing at the people that make more than himself. Don't get me wrong, these Government people get paid WELL not even including their benefits! People like Grayson would rather see Politicians be the 1% and everyone else under them their peasants. A lot of these Democrat types had nothing before they got into politics, so they really have nothing to lose. I'd rather have someone leading my country that has a LOT to lose by allowing government to reign.

Think about it PowerStroker.

PowerStroker · UNSTOPPABLE!

Grayson happens to be in the top 1 percent and has a personal estimated net worth of over 31 Million bucks. So he is uniquely qualified to tell you, that not only are the Bush tax cuts the very "government waste" of which you speak, but there are much better things that could be done with that money to improve the economy for everybody.

Why you fight tooth and nail to protect tax breaks for Alan Grayson is beyond me. Especially when he doesn't want or need those tax cuts, or the Grey Poupon for that matter.

SELLC · CERTIFIED POST WHORE

I didn't see anyone bitching when they were cashing their Bush stimulus checks! Hell it wasn't long ago Obama was running around state to state asking for another Stimulus, but rather than kicking it all equally back to AMERICANS he wanted to pick and choose how it got distributed. Everyone knows he planed on giving that money to big unions and such, so fuck your twisted point of view. We all know you take the union cock, hell it's in your signature! Your proud of it even!

Meanwhile small business continues to suffer, loans to businesses with less than 1,000,000 in revenue is at an all time low, and loans to "Real" small business (Under $200K) is non-existent!

It's fucking retarded, and nothing you or your buddy Grayson has said thus far even comes close to presenting a solution.

PowerStroker · UNSTOPPABLE!

Well, since just about all banks are owned by the private sector (except North Dakota State Bank), I guess you would agree then that the private sector has failed to lend what is needed to small businesses.

Wouldn't it be nice if the Government owned a bank that gave loans to small businesses to compete with the private sector banks and keep them in check???

As far as stimulus goes, the one that passed had an enormous amount of tax cuts included in order to get the Republicans to allow it. Problem is, tax cuts are about the least stimulative thing you can do. Obama isn't handing out any money to unions. He wants to rebuild our crumbling infrastructure and put people back to work doing so, and yes, some of them are union, but who cares? This is how we got out of the Great Depression if you will recall from Jr. High history class.

SELLC · CERTIFIED POST WHORE

PowerStroker wrote:
Well, since just about all banks are owned by the private sector (except North Dakota State Bank), I guess you would agree then that the private sector has failed to lend what is needed to small businesses.
I thought we have Government to oversee certain incentives to make these private banks lend to small business. So what is Obama doing for the banks to make them feel warm and fuzzy when it comes to loaning to AMERICAN small business? We are the ones who buy/sell and spend 100% American. I'll tell you what Obama is doing for small business... JACK SHIT! Because his base is the fucking Unions!
Wouldn't it be nice if the Government owned a bank that gave loans to small businesses to compete with the private sector banks and keep them in check???
It would be nice too if money grew on tree's, and when it comes to Government they seem to have an orchard of idiots paying taxes like it does grow on tree's. Take for example the USDA loan given to "The Stellar Enterprise" for $3,000,000.00 for green technology that consisted of using ice to power wash paint off a surface. Now just a few short years later "The Stellar Enterprise" shows up under searches for "Chicago Land Developers, Commercial Land Developers, George Peterson Land Developer, Land Developers and Real Estate Land Developers."
http://www.manta.com/c/mtccfy4/the-stellar-enterprise-llc
Where is the green technology in any of that!? Just another pick and choose government handout squandered in the name of Obama BS green initiative.
No PowerStroker, it would be nice if the government was completly removed from any spending and or lending decisions.

As far as stimulus goes, the one that passed had an enormous amount of tax cuts included in order to get the Republicans to allow it. Problem is, tax cuts are about the least stimulative thing you can do. Obama isn't handing out any money to unions. He wants to rebuild our crumbling infrastructure and put people back to work doing so, and yes, some of them are union, but who cares? This is how we got out of the Great Depression if you will recall from Jr. High history class.
Eh... were missing a World War... Obama should not have to build a nation of dependants, he should be building a nation of INDEPENDENT people. Are you still in Jr. High PowerStroker?

PowerStroker · UNSTOPPABLE!

SELLC wrote:

I thought we have Government to oversee certain incentives to make these private banks lend to small business. So what is Obama doing for the banks to make them feel warm and fuzzy when it comes to loaning to AMERICAN small business? We are the ones who buy/sell and spend 100% American. I'll tell you what Obama is doing for small business... JACK SHIT! Because his base is the fucking Unions!
Since when should the government have to give incentives to banks to do their fucking job. I thought you guys hate government intervention?
No PowerStroker, it would be nice if the government was completly removed from any spending and or lending decisions.
That's pretty much what you have, and you're whining about it and blaming government. You can't have it both ways.
Eh... were missing a World War... Obama should not have to build a nation of dependants, he should be building a nation of INDEPENDENT people. Are you still in Jr. High PowerStroker?
Should the banks be "INDEPENDENT" and not need government to make them feel "warm and fuzzy" then??? Maybe you should man up and stop blaming Obama for the failures of the policies you've been voting for for years.

SELLC · CERTIFIED POST WHORE

I guess all of that ^^^^^ would mean something if your big union wasn't spending millions to support the Democrats.

Everything ends up working itself out in the end. Trust me.

If Banks are to be insured by the full faith of the United States Government then it's safe to say your theory about the two being separate is just another jack-ass illusion.

PowerStroker · UNSTOPPABLE!

The banks getting FDIC insurance for deposits has nothing to do with their lending practices.

I realize you are an angry little troll, but have you ever stopped to figure out what you're actually angry about?

Maybe you should start your own thread on that subject, since this is Gerry's congratulatory graduation thread. Show some class and stop spoiling his day.

SELLC · CERTIFIED POST WHORE

PowerStroker wrote:
The banks getting FDIC insurance for deposits has nothing to do with their lending practices.
I never said they did. What I did say was that since the Government backs them they are one and the same, when it comes to them having to pony up anyway. You are the idiot trying to link FDIC insurance with lending practices.
Nice try.

I realize you are an angry little troll, but have you ever stopped to figure out what you're actually angry about?
What reason do I have to be angry? Banks OWE ME money, not the other way around PowerStroker. How can you call me a troll? By dirty Democrat protocol I could apply for a USDA loan and buy out your dealership and turn it into my personal garage. I could fart in a can and call it Green Energy, then decide property management is more my cup of tea and sell your shop to a non-union outfit. Of course I would have to be a cheat, and unfortunately the only cheat around here is you.

Maybe you should start your own thread on that subject, since this is Gerry's congratulatory graduation thread. Show some class and stop spoiling his day.
Both Gerry and I know that the certificate you have made him is no different than the many you like to hang on your wall. Just pieces of paper for you to hide behind because people like you need that kind of reassurance. If your skill level is the result of many expensive years of schooling then I'm definitely glad I saved all that money! I am just as certified as you, plus I am registered to repair vehicles for compensation, where as you are just registered to work for someone else as a mechanic. Big difference. Like the difference between a "Private" and a "General".
Yeah... That's right PowerStroker... I just pulled rank on you buddy.
Merry Christmas Donkey... Merry Christmas.

gerryvz · Member

Yes, I'm more than a little nonplussed that my graduation spawned this exchange, which should really have its own thread.

I was trying to minimize my responses so that Powerstroker's unhealthy obsession with me, and my status in life, stood out quite starkly for what it really is/has become. Now it's all diluted.

PowerStroker · UNSTOPPABLE!

I'm thinking Alan Grayson was like the "PowerStroker" of Congress. Lets all hope his mandatory vacation will be over in 2012.

Don't worry Gerry, my unhealthy obsession will never be diluted.

PowerStroker · UNSTOPPABLE!

Hey Rex,

I was actually thinking of giving you a G.E.D from PowerStroker Technical College, but unfortunately it would only cheapen it for those who actually earn it.

We have standards you know.

Sorry dude.

SELLC · CERTIFIED POST WHORE

Why would I need your G.E.D when I got a Diploma?

It's not my fault you needed several more expensive years of education after high school. Don't feel bad PowerStroker, there are lots of other slow learners like you in Universities across the world. You are not alone.

PowerStroker · UNSTOPPABLE!

Yeah, but you received a diploma from a lowly public school... That's the equivalent of driving a 3 Series BMW.

My institution is a private and exclusive one. Unfortunately however, I don't view you as AMG material. I'd love to make an exception, but with such a public persona, I feel it would reflect poorly on PowerStroker Technical College if it were ever discovered that you had a such a certificate.

But I do have something for you:

SELLC · CERTIFIED POST WHORE

But I graduated from Puck U University. Even got a shirt to prove it! LOL!

gerryvz · Member

I'm sorry but I cannot accept the honorary degree from PowerStroker Technical College & Seminary.

The reason being: it's not ACCREDITED !!!

(har har)

PowerStroker · UNSTOPPABLE!

It's accredited by the PowerStroker Foundation, which is every bit as qualified to accredit something as what Huckabee has going on.

And it's not an honorary degree, you earned it buddy!

gerryvz · Member

What is the endowment of said PowerStroker Foundation?

If it's not at least $1 billion then I definitely won't accept the degree. That's just how I roll.

PowerStroker · UNSTOPPABLE!

Our endowment is well hung.

Accept it or not, our records show you earned it.

gerryvz · Member

I need an endowed, accredited university to associate myself with. Unfortunately, I think I'll have to pass.

Why don't you award your cheap degree to SELLC, he could probably use it more than me (I have my share of degrees already)

PowerStroker · UNSTOPPABLE!

All I could give Rex was the shining star award. He's not PhD material at my school. You have proven yourself my friend. Your academic accomplishments at PowerStroker College were both hard earned, and well deserved!

Perhaps you'd be interested in a professorial position?

By the way, we are very well endowed here at PowerStroker. Things aren't just bigger in Texas.

Besides, you have to be affiliated with us... I already ran down to the alumni services office and had them print me out a duplicate of your degree for my use as a coaster, it works great!

-- Edited by PowerStroker on Wednesday 21st of December 2011 07:45:22 PM

SELLC · CERTIFIED POST WHORE

Aw-shit...

Looks like PowerStroker has busted wide with the fermented potatoes.

What brand potato juice you drinking there? Can't say I have ever seen a bottle like that. Is it a bootleg Triple Distilled?

PowerStroker · UNSTOPPABLE!

That one was a Smirnoff.

gerryvz · Member

You can see the Smirnoff label at the bottom. Hopefully condensation bleeds out the ink on the coaster.

SELLC · CERTIFIED POST WHORE

No Grey Goose? Absolute? Kettle One?

Just Smirnoff? No wonder I didn't recognize it! LOL

gerryvz · Member

SELLC wrote:
Kettle One?

That's Ketel One ... and Absolut ...

-- Edited by gerryvz on Wednesday 21st of December 2011 10:34:46 PM

SELLC · CERTIFIED POST WHORE

Thanks Webster!

PowerStroker · UNSTOPPABLE!

Yeah Rex watch out. His hard-on for spelling is like mine for Ohm's Law.

gerryvz · Member

I thought yours was bigger for Obama, but perhaps I'm wrong on that.

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SELLC · CERTIFIED POST WHORE

Just in case anyone needed an example what college is really all about,

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2011/12/19/professor-nyu-fired-me-for-giving-james-franco-d/?intcmp=obinsite

So there you have it.

Scrot · Senior Guest

Rex what college did you go to?

I don't think Fuck U...niversity is a real school there buddy.

Oh that's right, you don't need school because of all of your street smarts.

stoma · Member

Scrot wrote:
Rex what college did you go to?

I don't think Fuck U...niversity is a real school there buddy.

Oh that's right, you don't need school because of all of your street smarts.

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stoma · Member

CHECK IT..................................... GAYRRY SPORTIN HIS FARMER JOHN LOOK!!!!!!!!!!!! JUST LOOK AT THIS WORTHLESS PILE OF SHIT.............. ALL BLOATED, BALDING AND UGLY AS FUCK TALKIN ABOUT KIDDY MODEL TOY TRAINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SERIOUSLY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?

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HOPE YA WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-- Edited by stoma on Tuesday 1st of May 2012 08:35:04 PM

stoma · Member

THOUGHT I'D INTRODUCE OL' REXY BOY UP IN THIS SHIAAAAAAAAAAAAAT................... BETWEEN THE TWO FAGS I DUNNO WHO GETS THE TITLE OF UBER FAG?????!!!!?!!?

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SELLC · CERTIFIED POST WHORE

Stoma has a serious issue whenever he sees someone working. You see Stoma could never work a day in his life and got a big lawsuit settlement when he witnessed his mother getting gang raped. Thank goodness his momma never told the jury that Stoma was the one who initiated the rape, screaming "Everyone take a turn riding my bike! She loves it"

Every since then he realized the only way to go thru life was to take it in the ass.

I guess it's true what they say.... Guys typically go for women that remind them of their mothers... In this case Stoma's mom is much like his current woman,

-- Edited by SELLC on Wednesday 2nd of May 2012 03:43:44 PM

SELLC · CERTIFIED POST WHORE

stoma wrote:
CHECK IT..................................... GAYRRY SPORTIN HIS FARMER JOHN LOOK!!!!!!!!!!!! JUST LOOK AT THIS WORTHLESS PILE OF SHIT.............. ALL BLOATED, BALDING AND UGLY AS FUCK TALKIN ABOUT KIDDY MODEL TOY TRAINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SERIOUSLY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?

SUBMITTED TO WWW.GAY-FARMER.COM FOR MODEL OF DA MONTH!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOPE YA WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-- Edited by stoma on Tuesday 1st of May 2012 08:35:04 PM

Who is that guy?

PowerStroker · UNSTOPPABLE!

That's a picture of Gerry when he was doing a presentation about hopping trains. That's still on Youtube btw.