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JOKE OF THE DAY: President Trump and Democrat Nancy Pelosi Go Ice Fishing

Dec 5, 2018

 

 

 

OUR JOKE OF THE DAY:
 
*The President and the head of the Democrat Party, Nancy Pelosi, are arguing extensively over allowing immigrants into our country. Nancy, of course, wants free access to everyone who wants to come in, while Donald wants us to secure our borders and insure only the right people come in.*

 

*Instead of going to a costly, time-consuming nationwide vote on the matter, they agree to a 3-day ice fishing contest to settle the issue whoever catches the most fish at the end of the 3 days will have his or her process implemented.*

*The two decide that a remote frozen lake in northern Minnesota would be
the ideal place. No observers on the fishing grounds,*   *but both would
need to have their catches verified and counted each night at 5 PM so they use a neutral park ranger station.*

*After Day 1, Trump returns to the station with a total of 10 fish, while Pelosi comes back with nothing.*

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*Day 2 finishes and Trump catches another 20 fish, but Pelosi once again comes back with nothing.*

*That night, Pelosi and her liberal cronies get together and accuse Trump
of being a low-life, cheating piece of scum.*    *Instead of fishing on
Day 3, they are going to follow Trump and to spy on him and figure out how he is cheating.*

*Day 3 finishes up and Trump has had an incredible day, adding 40 more to his total.*

*That night, Pelosi and her democrat cohorts get together for the full report on how Donald was cheating.*

*Pelosi stands up to give her report and says, You are not going to believe this. Trump is cheating because hes cutting holes in the ice!*

*And this, my friends, tells you the difference between a businessman and a career government politician.*

*God **Bless* *America* *!*



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She's a failure of the system alright. I don't think DC, anyone there, is all that happy she is there either. Thank you NY libtards for sending her there!

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She's a failure of the system alright. I don't think DC, anyone there, is all that happy she is there either. Thank you NY libtards for sending her there!


 so true!



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I know the memes are just fun, sometimes somewhat true too! Butttt. Her actions and words make it very clear she is dumber than a block of clay and less educated.

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a product of our educational system in 2018.....so sad!



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AFTER TWO YEARS AND MILLIONS OF PAGES OF DOCUMENTS (and a cost of over $30,000,000), NO COLLUSION! .............@realDonaldTrump



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Youre gonna love this
A husband and wife were out Christmas shopping just before Christmas. The wife suddenly noticed that her husband was missing, so she called him on his mobile.
The wife said, Where are you, you know we have lots to do.
He said, Do you remember the jewelers we went into about 10 years ago, and you fell in love with that expensive diamond necklace that I couldnt afford at the time and I said that one day I would get it for you?
Little tears started to flow down her cheek and she got all choked up saying Yes, I do remember that shop.
Well, I am in the gun shop next door to that.
 -Gary Hopkins


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Youre gonna love this
A husband and wife were out Christmas shopping just before Christmas. The wife suddenly noticed that her husband was missing, so she called him on his mobile.
The wife said, Where are you, you know we have lots to do.
He said, Do you remember the jewelers we went into about 10 years ago, and you fell in love with that expensive diamond necklace that I couldnt afford at the time and I said that one day I would get it for you?
Little tears started to flow down her cheek and she got all choked up saying Yes, I do remember that shop.
Well, I am in the gun shop next door to that.
 -Gary Hopkins

 



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CLINTON NIGHTMARE! Chief Financial Officer of Clinton Foundation Turns Government Informant on Crime Family thegatewaypundit.com/2018/12/clinto via @gatewaypundit

 

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Should you be required to read the Constitution before running for Congress?
 
The blinding genius of @Ocasio2018.
 
AGAIN.
 
Ocasio-Cortez's latest gaffe comes courtesy of @politico, who overheard her telling a photographer that the Constitutional age limit for presidents only applies to men.
 
"The Constitution technically says he cannot run unless hes 35," she said.
 
Excerpt, Article II Section 1: "No person except a natural born Citizen, or a Citizen of the United States ... shall be eligible to the Office of President; neither shall any Person be eligible to that Office who shall not have attained to the Age of thirty-five Years."
 
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Calls for Ethics Investigation into Ocasio-Cortez After She Threatens Don Jr. 



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Comey testifies he withheld info about @RealDonaldTrump mtg from Sessions, because he had insider info Sessions was going to recuse himself. Deep State engineered Sessions recusal!.....@TomFitton

 

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Despite selective amnesia, smug Comey transcript uncovers plenty



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Comey testifies he withheld info about @RealDonaldTrump mtg from Sessions, because he had insider info Sessions was going to recuse himself. Deep State engineered Sessions recusal!.....@TomFitton

 

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Town Surprises Man By Replacing the Truck He Has Been Using to Transport Veterans for 20 Years

 
 
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For the last 40 years, Ron Elliott has been using a special pick-up truck to transport the bodies of dead Vietnam veterans to their final resting places free of charge so when his faithful automobile finally started to break down, the community stepped up to help.

Elliott, who is a Vietnam veteran himself, had been driving the same 2000 Ford F150 for about two decades. It was the second vehicle that he had used for his labor of love, and it had wracked up roughly 150,000 miles before it started to die.

The side of the truck was emblazoned with the names of Vietnam veterans from Delaware who lost their lives in combat.

 

Elliott has been using the specially-decorated trucks to transport the remains of his brothers in arms since the 1960s. Though he is based out of New Castle County, Delaware, he says that he has offered his free services to veterans and their families in Pennsylvania, Maryland, Virginia, Washington D.C., and even Kentucky.

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He guesses that he has made roughly 500 trips to cemeteries up and down the east coast.

From losing so many brothers over there, I said Ive got to do something where they wont be forgotten, Elliott told WDEL. Its not hard to me. Im glad to do it for them.

So when his truck started to show signs of wear and tear in August, he was worried that he would have to stop offering up his services.

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Instead, community firefighters and veterans raised money to buy Elliott a lightly-used 2013 Ford truck that will soon be outfitted with modifications for carrying the veterans caskets and repainted to feature the names of the deceased veterans.

The truck was presented to Elliott earlier this week with the help of Mitchel Gauge, a retired Air Force veteran who led the fundraising effort.

Its all about Ron and what he does for veterans, Gauge told WDEL. Transporting deceased veterans at no cost to the cemeteries [or the veterans families] including Arlington Cemetery, and hes been doing that for years. We just wanted him to keep that mission going.



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I know the memes are just fun, sometimes somewhat true too! Butttt. Her actions and words make it very clear she is dumber than a block of clay and less educated.


 Dont insult a block of clay. It is still quite useful to create marvelous things! J/S

 

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So who are the real criminals?

If the media had any integrity at all, they would be all over this. But they've barely made a peep.

 

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Trump Paid Stormy Himself. Congress Paid Its Victims $17 Million out of Treasury. Whore the Real Criminals?



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'We can either take a look at closing that store or reconceptualizing it into a more of an outdoor type concept'


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Russia is ready to disclose its presence in meddling with the 2018 US-of-A elections...If the US-of-A allows its claim...

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When you hear Democrats or the media accuse President Trump of a campaign finance violation, just remember that the Obama campaign was guilty of violations almost ten times as much as Trumps alleged violation.

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