Colorado woman tied up Tinder date then stabbed, choked, and threatened to kill him, police say

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RE: Tried to lurk the Zoom Web Crawlers live broadcast last night!

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Well folks... it's strange times indeed...

The Texas Chip-and-Dale-Boys who have been taking all the West Coast girls money have figured out how to mix the Kool-Aid that I sent them with liquor...

Ethan 2022

How could you girls say no to a face like that?

And that's just ONE of the THREE Amigo's braving it out in Texas all alone!

God-Speed Boys!

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And then we have Skyler... Perhaps the most dangerous of them all..

And he's even been to LA

Look out Hawaii!

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Just got back from Lowes... third time this week

No, Desi is not coming over... I just have to mop some floors!

Wet and gushy? confuse

Is it WAG or WAP? You decide...

-- Edited by Stellar007 on Thursday 22nd of September 2022 05:51:45 PM

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It's getting to be about that time of year! The chill in the air, the brisk cool breeze... that damp, cloudy London-like weather... except it's Michigan... Fall is almost here! The trees are no doubt already turning up North, as they will be soon here.

Yup, and an all new storyline this year too! So much growing in such little time, even our Star of the thread must be questioning if she's going to go full-time mommy, or try and stick out her Webcrawlers gig... tis something I have a great deal of wonder about. One thing is for sure, there is a new MILF on the block! I don't see her fading off into the sunset, and this could be the most interesting chapter yet! I'm telling ya folks, this thread is my "General Hospital" of the site... you never know what the fuck these chicks are gonna pull out their butts, or vaginas for that matter! If her current Twitter and Reddit considerations are any indication, she's about to make her period post look like childs play, literally... Cougars and Milfs and Ali, "Oh-My!"

It's got a good vibe though, almost like a story writing itself... because if you been following you'd know, you can't make this shit up!

For example, what are the odds that two of our "B" listers would unite in maching colors on the 21st of September?

Eden Dranger

Gabrielle Williott

Talk about a match!

On Webcrawlers we call this phenomena a "synchronicity"...

There can be no other explanation for why the other forum members in here keep thrashing my vanity SUPERNOVA thread with flat earth and alien conspiracies...

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Perhaps one of the best things about social media, and everyones vanity of posting shit in public (myself included), is that I can reflect on the Honeymoon years...

Back in the very-early 2000's Brandee and I would take these little ritualistic fantasy-land vacations and they were really something special

Look at how young and sexy we were... there really is Magic at any Disney property... I'm not kidding!

So much in fact, we ended up having kids...

And while it was still magical when we took our youngest son back, you could tell we had been thru some shit...

For instance, that time Buzz Lightyear demanded a BJ from Brandee...

Or that time Brandee found out Prince Ali was more into little boys than women in their late twenties

Or that time she found out Jafar was more interested in her husband than women with kids in their late twenties

It was unfortunate that I also had to come to grips with the reality that Jasmine was also not interested in Brandee's sock and birkenstock wearing husband who was in his "mid" twenties.

Yeah... you got to love it when a post takes you back like this!

And maybe I am getting ahead of myself here, but this ain't no Mickey Mouse outfit were running here!

Pay close attention!

BEFORE KIDS-

AFTER KIDS-

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPEND!?

LIFE... that's what happend!

Be careful out there kids!

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Stellar007 wrote:
Perhaps one of the best things about social media, and everyones vanity of posting shit in public (myself included), is that I can reflect on the Honeymoon years...

I guess this statement is somewhat misleading... in my case it was the Honeymoon "months", not "years"... lol, I didn't waste any time.

And it's not all down hill after that either! For instance, here we are 21 years later taking back pop-cans.

-- Edited by Stellar007 on Thursday 29th of September 2022 10:02:09 PM

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I have always dug Rachel's style

Even if it is five years old...

Just before I met Brandee I used to run with a girl like Rachel... not the reformed version of Rachel that we know today, but the younger more wild version.

I pray that I never find myself in a rented car, with thousands of dollars cash, in a shady part of LA with Rachel. They say fucking with the wrong bitch is like riding a bike...

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You can kinda tell I was in-da-game back in the day... there are some tell-tale signs in this photo from back in 2001!

Relax people! It's throwback Thursday! I didn't just get old with a dad bod overnight, I had to WORK at it!

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Welp, the kid made it back in one piece from Hawaii!

He came home bearing gifts

And as cool as they are, it kind of bothers me that he knows me so well...

Now I know what them two $8 charges on my Citi card were for at the Marriott gift shop...

Well played son, well played!

The lonely loner seems to free his mind at nite

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Yeah, I got fucked up real bad last night

And we lost Gabrielle Williott...

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Colorado woman tied up Tinder date then stabbed, choked, and threatened to kill him, police say

The victim told officers the two had met on Tinder. They agreed to go to her apartment where she took her clothes off and performed oral sex on him before using duct to bind the victims wrists and ankles together. The victim said he "found it odd, but consented to it," according to the affidavit.

At some point, Dooley got out a kitchen knife and demanded the victim go to the bedroom at which point he no longer consented to stay at her apartment. The victim obeyed Dooley for fear of his life and got into her bed. Dooley then got on top of him and cut his left shoulder before choking him with her hands and then with a belt, the affidavit said.

Dooley became upset that the victim was "bleeding all over her bed" so she told him to get in the bathtub, the affidavit said. He complied and Dooley ordered food from DoorDash. She allegedly told him: "if you scream or say anything, Ill kill you." After eating, Dooley got into bed with the victim and pulled a blanket over him. The victim noticed that the knife shed used earlier was at her feet. After she fell asleep, the victim managed to obtain the knife and free himself. While attempting to get his keys and phone, he bumped into a table, waking her up, and ran into the parking lot for help.

Responding officers conducted of a sweep of Dooleys apartment and found a kitchen knife near the bed, several soaked rags, and blood all over the bathtub.

https://www.foxnews.com/us/colorado-woman-tied-up-tinder-date-stabbed-choked-threatened-kill-him-police-say

KEYWORD = "MET ON TINDER"

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I'm howling!

If any of the wonderful women in this thread EVER feel like they no longer want to be a part of all this fun, they can email me at mercedesbenz@126world.com, and I will erase any and all public mention of them here on this forum!
And if you ever think that I am anything but your BIGGEST FAN on the internet, who would stick by you thru thick and thin, then just let me know!

I guess she didn't get the memo...

Makes you wonder! Is she talkn' to me!

I'm telling yall... it's like chick has never met a boy-boss.

I hope you know I pack a chain saw! I'll trim your tree raw!

Martha Stewart approved

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Noticed some of our peeps been pushing this "Fuck Around - Find Out" video on TikTok and all them other socialite high end joints...

Let me just say... the Matrix of the "Fuck Around - Find Out" video was made by someone from Michigan...

And one who wishes to be "in the know" should always be, well... "In the know"...

IYKYK

Only then can you "Find Out" - and no, we're not giving this interloper a thumb-nail video... if you want to fuck around, you can find out here,

https://youtube.com/shorts/EYEDD2l0YUw?feature=share

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Grabby has gone dark for quite some time now... starting to feel like a freak on her leash.

Hope she's doing okay...

More than anything I hope she's not talking to me... because she has never called me baby before, and that would scare me!

She just started a new job, and she was looking pretty fine on them morning walks... loved that checkered flag outfit BTW...

She'll be back!

Gonna have to give this reply the rare music video double-tap!

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And Melissa! OMG, it looks like motherhood is working it's magic on her... in about 15 years she might understand how I ended up so nuts!

She too has been dark for awhile on Twitter... it makes me wonder, is everyone else feeling as crappy as I have been lately?

I had to detach myself from the Web Crawlers for a minute because I didn't think it was a good time to rock the boat... I sure didn't want to be the guy they blamed if shit went sideways! But I'm glad to see everything worked out, and a BIG congratulations to their whole family! My sister recently had twins and I don't know how they do it... thinking back 15 or 20 years I don't even know how the fuck Brandee and I did it... it's really a magical time though! I used to worry day and night about the kids and if I was doing right... I still worry, but it's about all the things I put off while worrying about the kids. It really is easier to worry about someone else more than yourself... at least for me. Once the kids get into their teens you become chopped liver to them... you're no longer cool, you're the oppressor of their good times and youth!

Hope she bounces back! Although who could blame her for riding off into the sunset... after all, even after both my kids moving out the only thing that keeps me from falling apart is the FACT that I was ALWAYS around for the kids every possible minute they were growing up... there is no possible way that I could have spent more time with them. Yes, I started getting a little crazy there towards the end when they were growing out of the nest... It's possible I'm still a little crazy, or maybe jaded would be a better discription.

Rockabye baby

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Some people might wonder why I post up so many videos in my threads...

I'm a child of the 20th Century! We lived on MTV!

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Because there's a monster, living under my bed...

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Happy Halloween!

Getting to be about that time of year folks!

You can see it more and more, each and every day! The FREAKS are coming out!

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I'm howling! Almost spit my pop on the monitor reading this arctle!

I moonlighted as a Twitter 'findomme' for a night. It was fun toying with a 'pay pig' and making him send me cash, but I ended up feeling sorry for him.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/moonlighted-twitter-findomme-night-fun-071111556.html

Sounds like a good pod-cast episode if you ask me!

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What a fuck'n day... anyone got a bat that I can bite the head off?

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Seems things have been pretty quiet over there with our "Wolf pack A-listers"... what with the star of this thread having squeezed out a pup and being constantly tired, and her co-host, AL, trying her best to land a dude who will give her the sperms while she fumbles her birth control regimen... it has left a wide open path for Desi and Rachel to come along with a mop and a bucket and clean up on the seasonal Halloween pod-cast foot traffic... I guess they got tired of getting stiffed out of their money so Rachel and Desi have rolled out yet ANOTHER pod-cast called "Bitchslap" where they talk about TV shows and movies... the first to be covered, Melrose Place! While I was never a big Melrose Place fan, I'll probably wait until they get to some more relatable shows like the Sopranos, X-Files, Moonlighting, 90210 and perhaps they will even do some modern shows and or movies? One thing is clear, these Rachel and Desi are on the move!

Then we have our "Rat pack B-listers"... While I can't deny I have taken a serious liking to Eden lately, all this Jewish controversy in the media right now is really putting the screws in my game! But Seinfeld will be glad to know that I'm supporting my "Jewish" woman! LOL, and Grabby - aka Gabriella Williott is all bent out of shape... she got a new job at "Cracked" aka ebaumsworld and has been on her high-horse every since... but it looks good on her, and most of us can remember that time in internet life that ebaumsworld was a pretty hopping site for memes and their classic "Sound-Board"... Anyway, Grabby may or may not be upset with us... apparently she thinks we're name dropping! But what sense does that even make? It's not like we're dating or have any intimate past! She's in show-biz! Get over yourself already! The other two women in the "Rat-pack B-list" have fallen off the grid... Nacho Sarah has been MIA and the aggressive Stephanie gets regularly shut down by AL... although I'm still a fan of hers, if only because she's just so..... MEAN! I find that frisky business kind of sexy.

Last but not least our "Brat pack C-listers! These girls have been the REAL movers and shakers latley! I think Amy Silverberg has been to at least 10 weddings already this year! She has been so busy kicking ass that she rarely has any more time for printer woes! And even Dana has been kicking ass and taking names, even carrying her boyfriend "glee-club" to some degree! But it's cute, they're both cute and that's just love in show-biz I suppose! We can't forget about ole Gabby Epstien who has been taking it a little easy back at home in Austrialia, but she's still putting out amazing photos while she re-groups at home... that's one thing about beautiful women who become internet famous and then realize they are starting to get on the older side (read that as anyone over 25 in California)... lucky for her all her fans are getting older with her.

Perhaps the biggest mover and shaker this year in the entertainment business has been Carly Rogers! She has still been traveling ALL OVER the USA and booking gigs left and right! She even rented or purchased a boat near Tampa to live on just before the hurricane! She got lucky as Ian took a more Southern track and the boat did not sink! I don't know where this girl gets all her energy, but it probably has to do with them big breakfasts that she eats! I see you Carly! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Hope you're not too hung over today!

So that's pretty much a wrap... you know the world is going to hell and a handbasket when these twelve women seem somewhat mellow. It wasn't always like that! Need proof? Just read the other six pages of this thread!

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HAPPY HALLOWEEN 2022 EVERYONE!

This year I stayed home and dressed up as a burnt-out, washed-up old rock-star...

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It's killing me that the PowerBall drawing had a glitch and they still haven't drawn the numbers yet... I mean it's not like $1.9 BILLION dollars is a lot of money when Elon Musk is over there spending $44 BILLION on Twitter...

But still! It's enough to drive a guy to start drinking!

Speaking of the lottery, remember that time LONG-AGO when Melissa made a joke about winning the lotto? So it wen't over like the Hindenburg, it was still funny AF!

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And speaking of Melissa and the Hindenburg, I noticed she recently joined Mastodon... This also reminds me of the time she joined SpaceHey, and like a total groupie I followed her there... what a disaster that was! LOL, and she only logged in a hand full of times! By the end of the year I had amassed over 1,000 women friends and was such the ladies man that jealous boyfriends and girlfriends alike dubbed me "The Woman Collector"... I won't lie, I kinda liked the image... almost like having the handle bad-bad Leroy Brown or something... but it was fun times even if she wasn't in the mix... sometimes I wonder if she ever cat-fished the place with an alias... if you have Cafe access you can check out details to that disaster here

https://autotrend.activeboard.com/t68009665/spaceheycom/

Anyway, I noticed that Melissa was able to get Desi and her two man-crushes, Andy Levy and John DeVore to join. In my arrogant and twisted mind there is one of two things going on here, either Andy and John are trying to get back at me for following Desi... or, Melissa is getting back at Desi for messing around with me. Probably both, but more than likley neither. Does it really matter? That is just the really twisted existance that is known as social media in the 2020's... total fantasy, trying to draw connections that may or may-not even be there. Sometimes I will just look thru some rando's profile and see how many times I could think that person may have been talking about me, or events going on that I have posted about and surprisingly it turns out that most of the women on social media are madly in love with me and make overt gestures and statements that have synchronicities...

I'd like to believe that... but the truth is that's all bullshit. But at least here in this forum there is no reading between the lines, here we let it ALL hang out! John and Andy can just ask Desi about that! LOL

Having said all that, and being three shots deep in a remnant bottle of JW Black Label that the wife somehow spared after running out of Bourbon the night before, I find myself getting a little off topic... this thread is about Mastodon and how upon my perusal it seems to be another one of Melissa's German chat sites... there is a lot of talk about how this Mastodon is "decentralized" but nothing could be further than the truth... for example you have to pick a server, and wouldn't you know it... Mastodon just happens to only suggest a few! One of which is more or less bootlegging AWS! (Amazon Web Services)... the rest are in England and Europe... Mastodon is an official GmbH German company, so naturally there are servers there you can pick from. Wouldn't you know it Melissa and her homies all got on the Mastodon server, which is now full because so many rats are jumping ship on Twitter.

Clearly as someone who goes back to the BBS days of the internet back to the 1980's on my Commodore 64 with Image and C-Net BBS software and blazing speeds of 300 and then 1200 baud, I can tell you a thing or two about the internet...

(Photo and narration courtesy of my Mommy 1985)

This Mastodon is not as decentralized as it would suggest... and clearly the software is bulky and sluggish, to the point it's overloading with a relatively small hit... we have seen this exact same ploy used in the SpaceHey thread above... classic German technique. But you know me, if it was REALLY important to Melissa I'd set up her own server and pay for it if she wanted... lord knows I have showered money upon all her peeps, if only to get their attention long enough to ask them about Melissa. But this is all moot now, seeings how any attempts to connect with her now feel like a form of homewrecking... I have to keep reminding myself these people are in show-biz... it's their fucking job to always appear to be available, yet never be available. We didn't classify them as the Wolf Pack for nothing, they are the Coyote Ugly girls of the 2020 pandemic! LOL

It's nice to see some effort being taken to thwart Elon Musk, and honestly I applaud their sacrifice of time to make a statement to Twitter... even though they all still hang out there.

I guess it's true what they say, ain't no business like show business!

xoxo

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But not our little Jewish Dragon Princess, Eden...

Naw, she said that "She wasn't joining no Matador"... (she has since walked that back and deleted)... LOL

Instead she post this photo

What is she trying to say? That she jumped ship and went to OnlyFans?

Does anyone in this forum reading this have an OnlyFans account and can check? I never joined OnlyFans and you have to be a memeber to search that forum it appears. I do have standards, and joining OnlyFans is a red line for me... I lived thru the 1990's and the 1-900 numbers! LOL, I'd imagine it's the same thing on OnlyFans but with photos...

But still, Eden is not really hitting that "Yea-Haw" vibe... them boots? LOL, she looks better dressed for a part in the movie Howard the Duck... very retro 80's look IMO, and it's funny that I say that because she sort of looks like Madonna! Not the younger "like a virgin" version, rather the more present time... lol, sorry... but it put things in perspective!

But Eden shouldn't feel bad... she's not the only Cow-Girl out there trying to play the part...

My oldest Son, who just moved down in Texas in August, is getting teased that he looks like Jeffrey Dahmer... "they" even got him to wear some glasses just to be sure

I myself don't see any similarity... to Jeffrey Dahmer or a Cow-Boy!

Seems to me neither of them are pulling it off... So don't feel bad Eden!

Better luck next time guys!

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HUGER CITY!

Eat you heart out Eden!

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Bah...

I'd like to say I got something...

Grabby still got me on the leash (Gabrielle Williott - Gabrielle Williott -Gabrielle Williott, NO I WON'T JOIN TIKTOK! EVER!)... got some Jew chick pulling my social media strings...

How could my forum pals let me come to such a pass?

Yeah... yeah... ya'll been waiting for a long time now...

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Welp... it would seem most all of our internet flames in this thread have gone on Twitter strike!

Except Eden, she's still hustling on Twitter! She's Jewish, she's a machine... she uses a machete to cut thru red tape!

Sure, Melissa is still putting out a few Tweets daily, but her along with a few others have me blocked on that platform since the Jack Dorsey tenure! LOL, which is good... I don't want to be homewrecking or mucking up Ali's chances of landing a dude!

I find it amazing this back-channel power that Hollywood, or should I say "Show-Biz" has on ALL of it's members... right down to the guy who runs errands and sweeps floors! If you want to be a part of that world it seems you must give up a part of yourself, which is to say that you no longer have thoughts or opinions of your own, and that the narrative of the "team" is all you have now... sure, it has it's perks! And like many other clubs, fraternities, and cults there is a hierarchy that sees their "A" list get red carpet treatment... and I mean that quite literally.

I'm not knocking it... for a few years I enjoyed just being online with these fine folks... but I'm just getting too old to be starting new on Mastodon, Post, Hive or even really on something cool like BlueSky... like this forum, our social media can span decades! We all love to look back at our own history on social media for wisdom... having it all scattered about is perhaps the most dangerous thing for ones identity... at least for the REAL people who manage their own social media and actually have REAL lives online. Our stories, our pictures and how we're feeling from one year to the next is really being given freely to these social media companies to do with as they wish... it's our payment for their hosting and data management... their tools that allow us to just take a photo and instantly share it with the entire world... or at least we hope... just passed the 8 BILLION mark in terms of people on the planet! That's a lot of white noise to compete with! Sometimes I find myself getting lost in the grandness of it all, as I watch some people in South Africa make videos in what appears to be mud huts... they are having a good time, and some of them videos are pretty funny! Or some hot chick in Asia showing what she's got, and all the really strange stuff they eat over there! It really is quite interesting, even if I have no idea how to speak or read their language! lol

Having said that, I really can't speak the language of these entertainment types that well either! However it just seems like it's all sort of slipping away... I have long felt this way about social media sites since back on BBS systems, AOL, Yahoo, MySpace and even the earlier ones... the site would just go away and so would all the people you enjoyed! This is why I started this thread, because honestly I don't know if I'll ever feel that way again... to be quite fair, I don't know if I should! LOL (Sorry Taylor)

I guess it's only fitting to share that the only reason I ever joined Twitter in the beginning was to follow Taylor Swift...

And maybe these people need to take Taylor's advice?

THEY NEED TO CALM DOWN!

And before anyone starts to think perhaps I'm operating out of my league, I'd remind them that in my early 20's I took a job at the Hilton Hotel because I was going to hook up with Paris Hilton! LOL, this was before Brandee found me... Sorry Paris

FYI - I do-not currently follow Taylor Swift! LOL, on any platform... but I still have her brown trout calenders that the family would always draw dicks on... I don't know why they did that, but I always thought it was funny... so I kept buying them. I have them in storage just incase I ever decide to become a Supreme Court Justice and need them for my confirmation hearings.

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For real.... For all you Hollywood kids who think Quentin Tarantino was vanilla fudge...

Well this is what my daddy was listening to while Tarantino was still sucking on his thumb and shitting in his pants.

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I guess I shouldn't say that... I'm actually a big fan of Quentin Tarantino, and I straight LOVE his "Once upon a time in Hollywood" film... I understand he choreographed that song to fit in said "Once upon a time in Hollywood" and it was a great film... Perhaps my beef comes in with the time I took my dear ole' Dad to get some pizzas and spun the OUATIH soundtrack, more specifically the Vanilla Fudge Quentin Tarantino edit... It was fun watching him think, "Hey I know this song but something ain't right". He never said anything, but I have come to understand it has many versions, even back in the day... all I know is the song hits home pretty hard. But it's like I have always said, all the hot ones have daddy issues!

Right now is a very strange time indeed... splintered is the word I'd use! COVID is over! Well, it's over in terms of being able to use it for an excuse but we still have people dying from the common cold AND COVID... But in terms of the long break we had where everyone come togther online for a moment (before Jack Dorsey and Twitter shadow banned me, and then just outright banned me all together) it was really a magical online moment... for me anyway!

Sure, everyone is getting older... poor Brandee, she's 50! LOL! But even still, everyone in this thread is getting REAL CLOSE to hitting 40... with the exception of Dana, she like Roach Bait... always luring you in even when you know better! And Amy Silverberg has literally been falling apart at the seams! Her dog fettish is getting to the point I just want to buy her a mastiff already! So as much as things are changing, a lot is staying the same.

I can't for the life of me figure out this Grabby chick... she's playing some pretty serious hardball over there! Them NYC women are a whole other breed! I sent her a little Christmas gift from all of us here on the forum... What can I say, that damn Amazon is a monster! And so is she!

Still, I can't help but think about the original... the one that got away! Sometimes the hardest one to get over is the one you never dated in the first place!

Anyway, thru all of this thread and even before, there have only been a few ladies who have been able to put up with me, and that is to say they haven't blocked me... maybe muted, but not blocked! And let's show them some love! Of course my most favorite of all Brandee Lee (aka Sandee)... Then there is Carly, Desi, Rachel, Eden, Amy, Sarah and Gabby E... I'm not going to lie! It's much easier to have imaginary friends than it is to have real ones! But I admire the fact that they are the real quintessential Hollywood "show must go on types"... you know, "bums on seats love!"

Seems to me that there is a very dynamic culture out West there in California... I'm still drawn to it, and I really long to be "just one of the guys" with them.

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But what in the hell am I doing?

It's already December 11th! Just TWO WEEKS until Christmas and we haven't a single strand of lights up around here! Thanks to Skyler, we have a live tree that is more than fit for the job (live tree that is two years old in a movable pot), but for whatever reason (the kids moving out), the woman has no motivation to decorate! I know she's taking this hard because she didn't even decorate for Halloween this year, and she has done that every single year since I have known her, even when we were living in a shop for awhile!

I have to get myself into the Christmas spirit! I've never once had a Chrismas looking this grim! EVER! I hate to say this, but it looks like I am going to have to buy Scrooged on iTunes! I have it on VHS and DVD... but them units are retired with their media! Classics!

FUCK! I guess if something is really good you don't mind paying for it three times in your life, right?

In two weeks we will be here!

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Welp, as of the time of writing there is still 30 minutes left of Christmas in California... and perhaps it's customary that we save the BEST for last...

The mystery gift that we sent to Grabby was a vintage remake of the famous "Speak and Spell" but in the ET variety... I was so impressed they re-made it that I purchased quite a few of the units! I was a little upset that they are no longer made and branded as "Texas Instruments" as they were originally, but we sent one to Grabby at her new job because let's face it... she is pretty out there! LOL (ET)

Anyway, it looks like our main star, Melissa, is getting upset at the amount of people smooching her babies cheeks... so we would respectfully request anyone who seeks to kiss her babies cheeks to maybe not do that?

The rest of the gang is doing just great, and I am super proud to have the privilege of following them! And it's really odd how they don't mind me at certian social media, yet I'm toxic at others... I really don't care, I'm just happy everyone is getting on well.

I have always prided myself on being able to spot extraordinary talent... or at the least extraordinary passion. And while currently we have gone from a bakers dozen, down to maybe two or three it's my great hope we get Eden fixed up and having her big Jewish wedding in no time... Grabby, well I dunno... she's really the only person of the dozen whom I think might just be more crazy than Brandee... but that could just be that whole NY thing... and of course, who knows what the future holds! All I know is I'm much too old to be running around with these new-age kids... WOW! I'm fucking getting old! I know I am getting old because Glee-Club and Dana are starting to look more gown up... that only means I'm a fucking fossil!

Still, things have been going well with Eden, I have been giving her most of my attention this Holiday because there is just something about that girl... although I must admit, Brandee has been snapping back! At least with both her boys home, she's had more of a shimmer of sparkle in her eyes... I think we're all lucky and doing well regardless of our current circumstances, which always seem to ebb and flow like the sea... or maybe I have been drinking too much holiday liquor?

I'm just fucking happy to still be here!

So I'm wishing everyone starring in this thread a very Merry Christmas, Hanukkah or whatever Holiday they celebrate... even if it's just the upcoming New Year!

HAPPY HOLIDAYS! And here is to a KICK-ASS 2023!

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They say you can pick your friends, but you can't pick your family...

I feel like I'm in a mosh-pit...

I've never felt more "out of my league" than I do right now...

Rastus · UNSTOPPABLE!

Rastus · UNSTOPPABLE!

LOL !

I honestly try to keep away from this thread, as it's completely make-believe, & I get nothing out-of-it. It's not even fantasy.

It's our host reporting on some women, that are looking for some attention & somewhere to express their sorry-ass lives & situation, that they refuse to take responsibility for. But that's what you do when you're young !

Yes, this thread has plenty of visits ( which is a tell-tale of peoples state-of-mind ), but I worry about our host, & how the spirit of Bill Clinton has taken him over !

Stellar007 · Member

After having sobered up and gotten some sleep and food from the other night I must admit that I got a little carried away with some things I have said... lol, but I love that you joined in to give a few kicks too Rastus! LOL

You're very right, this thread really serves no real purpose anymore...

I dunno what it is Rastus, latley I have been feeling a bit off... every since the new year really. Perhaps it's just the side effect of so much holiday cheer being squeezed into the end of December... an almost "detox" or coming down if you will from all the excitement, food, gifts, cheer and other stuff...

I'm feeling a bit better this morning... although my mood seems to ebb and flow like the sea. I hope PowerStroker has been okay, even though I threw a little shit on him recently... I do have my doubts about the sincerity here, as we can't discount that he came in from a competing forum with a bunch of friends with the goal of trying to discredit and make me look bad... I guess he didn't realize that I am capabale of doing that all on my own, with no help needed! LOL

I guess we will just have to wait for him to return and see if he even notices...

Anyway, if we ever did roll this thread back out in to public I'd have to move a few recent responses to the private thread as I was in rare form the other night! LOL

Stellar007 · Member

Wow... reading over this thread I can clearly see that I was piss drunk and stoned to the bone the other night!

Coming to grips with the reality that five of the people in this thread blocked me was pretty rough... but even now in my "moment of clarity", I'd still say.... Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke!

That being said... nobody seems to care one way or the other if this thread is public or private... so I guess in reality I was always the one who looked the most patheric in these journals...

Oh well, maybe less time spent on trying to get their attention and more time on my automotive passion is just what the doctor ordered?

Guess time will tell... but one thing is for sure, this thread won't go public without my intoxicated falling apart replies being removed! LOL, in other words, every reply from the Stone Temple Piolts until now would be have to be moved to the private thread. Some folks might mistake passion for passive aggression.

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-- Edited by Stellar007 on Thursday 26th of January 2023 10:47:23 PM

Stellar007 · Member

After {{{{HEAVY}}}} editing from the Stone Temple Pilot response down, due to being excessively intoxicated and melting down like a five year old, I have licked my wounds and the show must go on!

Sure, sometimes when you fly too close to the sun you get burnt... but the ride is to die for!

Some good news is that the Web Crawlers ARE BACK BABY! I was really starting to worry there for awhile!

And while I can't promise I won't get wasted and be an idiot again, I am pouring a drink as I type...

I'm just glad things are starting to get back to normal and the holidays were very pleasant... believe me, this hasn't always the case!

So we will give the Web Crawlers some time to get acclimated and perhaps we will stop over there again sometime and throw some money around! LOL

So glad the girls bounced back, them bimbos had me scared there for a minute!

Stellar007 · Member

You know, I didn't want to say anything about it back around Christmas time, at least in public... but most of the melt down had occured over Desi dumping me right before Christmas...

While I can't blame her, the way she did it was so evil it's almost sexy... I mean, first I make the comment on one of her thurst trap post that I wanted to sniff the nape of her neck... that caused her to remove me from following her on Twitter. Then on Instagram she posted a photo of her legs in fishnet stockings and once I said something she just blocks me all together!

Like totally ghosted me on Insta! Who does that right before Christmas? I understand she didn't like my advances towards Eden, or her friend pod-pal Rachel, but c'mon! Our relationship was going nowhere!

I'm a loyal fan! I've tried to support them, but my money is no good with them! They either won't take it or send it back! But what can I say! Of course my womanizing upsets Desi!

It's a shame too... she was really chill for a Capricorn. I still give her the occasional like on Twitter so she knows there is no hard feelings on this end... but clearly she's still got a beef.

Then there is her friend Rachel... I think perhaps the reason Rastus has been so frustrated in this thred is because he was sure at least a few of these LA women were lesbian... I told him there was no way! But he may have been on to something after all.

Rastus wrote:
I thought a foursome would be right-up-your alley ?...

All will be fine when they officially let you know that they're dykes LOL !

https://autotrend.activeboard.com/t67354885/tried-to-lurk-the-zoom-web-crawlers-live-broadcast-last-nigh/?page=1&sort=oldestFirst

Or who knows, she could have just been dreaming of White Lotus? You can never tell with these network rat women...

Then there is the fact she's also a big Madonna fan to boot! She even got tickets to her new Celebrations tour! And we all know how Madonna rolls

Might be looking at a new genre here... "Michael Douglas fucks with the wrong Lesbos!"

Still won't change the fact that they still have me blocked from joining their Patreon Pod-Cast, "Hollywood Crime Scene"...

But now they got a new Pod-Cast out, "Bitchslapped"... Not sure where they are hosting that one, but Desi and Rachel are about the oddest chicks I have come across... Desi doesn't seem to have ever had a boyfriend (at least not that she has shared publicly) in all the time that I have known her! And Rachel claims to have this one "B" list actor boyfriend who feeds her cats hamburgers and only pops up once every two or three months and on holidays!

I can't deny... the curiosity is killing me!

Stellar007 · Member

It's worth mentioning that after writing the post above I went to bed and had a dream about Rachel... I'll leave out the graphic stuff but after she threw out my back in the dream, then she hopped up - ran down the hall and out the door! I gave chase trying to put on my jogging pants but by the time I got outside she was gone, and she had pushed over my snowman and stomped it's head flat!

But that's not even the crazy part! When I woke up, I actually pulled that same fucking muscle in real life! confuse LOL

FUCKING CRAZY I'M TELLIN YOU! But there is nothing cooler than a crazy dream to me... it's like living in your own movie, only you don't know how it's going to turn out.

Dreams are funny that way, it will take things on your mind and blend them into a life-like story... for example, I had been talking about Rachel before going to bed... and I had also built a snowman for my niece and nephew.

Now if only I could figure out how to record my dreams!

Four of these girls have given way to odd, but interesting dreams over the years... but none as crazy as the waking up with the same pulled muscle in my dream!

Had that "Dream a little Dream" feel to it.

But anyway, my back is much better now...

Stellar007 · Member

Even through all that... I still been very interested in Eden lately.

As a writer she often lurks behind the pages, but she is very feisty... she plays the "Strong Female Character" roll quite well!

I couldn't tell you what any of these ladies think of this thread, other than Brandee... who cracks her knuckles every time she hears Melissa's name... but even Brandee has taken a liking to Eden, or at least she is not intimidated enough to crack her knuckes whenever her name comes up, or she walks in on me reading her Twitter.

Eden looks innocent enough, but she has a sinister side to her... I must have pages of deleted screen shot Tweet's of hers where she shows her sinister side, but then quickly deletes them. They are more or less her "Easter Eggs" to keep you on your toes and watching. She also spends a lot of money or at least a lot of time to present herself dressed like a million bucks, and it would appear she either has some photography skills, or she is hiring a professional for many of them.

Not sure if it's just because of the direction Twitter has been going, or if perhaps the economy is getting a little pudgy around the waist but she has created her own "Substack" (Yes, one of them...) account. She has named it the "Not so starving Artist"

Photo - Eden Dranger c/o Instagram Ad

https://edendranger.substack.com/about

You have to admire her entrepreneurial spirit! It talks some balls to hang them out there like that! (actually I hope she doesn't have balls IRL)

As a forum owner, I feel like I can relate... and it takes time for these things to grow... I joined, naturally... Her advice is both comical and entertaining. It's even been educational in some instances!

For me it offeres a deeper look inside of Eden, which I find the most interesting. And while I might never come up with the $5,000,000 to unlock her nudes, she always looks sexy in her modeled photos.

Anyway, I been following her on Twitter since they lifted my years long ban... and I was following her prior to being banned as well. I'm also following on Instagram, and now her new SubStack.

I must admit, I'm a little hung up on this one at the moment... I admire her ability to deal with assholes like myself... it's such a rare quality you don't find very often...

My only fear is she's too good to be true and is secretly some lady-boy in drag, catfishing out of an office in Indonesia. These are the risks with online women! LOL, but that's just a joke in her own style - which I'm sure you'll like!

I once had a dream about Eden, but I'll save that for another day... There can be no denying that Eden wants every man who lays eyes on her to fall in love. It's true!

Check out Eden's Substack, even the free articles are a fun read... plus you can read comments from me on there, which you guys already know are STELLAR

https://edendranger.substack.com/

Stellar007 · Member

Recently on Twitter I had the leader of our "C" list call me out with a question mark...

I can only imagine this means that just like everywhere else she goes, she want's a "free" reading...

I'm not a psychic, but clearly she is a gypsy... I don't mean that in a bad way, rather a "free spirit".

Her "boyfriend" has a poodle... not a minuture poodle, mind you... a full sized poodle...

My advise to Amy is that any "guy" with a full size poodle means that he for damn sure isn't changing for her... she will have to change for him.

I'm sorry Amy, this is just the way I see it... it's got nothing to do with the stars, or any cosmic formula... A poodle is just not a beagle.

Snoopy will only love Charlie Brown... and of course, Woodstock.

But if I'm ever in California anytime soon, I'll gladly pay whatever to see your stand up comedy!

Stellar007 · Member

And while I'm swiming in the "deep" end of the pool tonight, let me just say...

Look at the webcrawlers back in 2021

Photo Webcrawlers 2021

And look at them today! All grown up looking!

Photo - c/o Webcrawlers 2023

HOLY FUCK!

They look like the RHOLA!

Is that fucking Maria!?

WOW...

Just WOW!

They look like the fucking mob!

What the fuck have I gotten myself into here?

xoxo

-- Edited by Stellar007 on Monday 6th of February 2023 07:33:09 AM

Stellar007 · Member

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When a chick tells me she has 250 jars of jam in her trunk I immediatly think

If you ask me (and nobody did), but if you did - I'd suggest Desi and Rachel taking them 250 jars of jam, buying an inflatable pool and selling tickets to see them wrestle in it! They would probably rake in a killing! Plus at the end they could use the Jam to make sandwiches that perverted old men would pay to eat! Then they could take all that money, buy 250 jars of jam and probably have enough money left over for a dinner at a fancy restaurant!

I can just see it now,

"Bikini Jam pool fight for charity"

Who is managing these girls talent!?

Stellar007 · Member

Rastus wrote:
I thought a foursome would be right-up-your alley ?...

All will be fine when they officially let you know that they're dykes LOL !

This was "trending" this morning on Twitter

It's a sign I'm telling you!

Stellar007 · Member

Rastus wrote:
LOL !

I honestly try to keep away from this thread, as it's completely make-believe, & I get nothing out-of-it. It's not even fantasy.

It's our host reporting on some women, that are looking for some attention & somewhere to express their sorry-ass lives & situation, that they refuse to take responsibility for. But that's what you do when you're young !

Yes, this thread has plenty of visits ( which is a tell-tale of peoples state-of-mind ), but I worry about our host, & how the spirit of Bill Clinton has taken him over !

Rastus, I have un-deleted your post. I appoligize that I deleted it, but I suggested deleting everything from the Hollywood video down and you didn't object. As you know I was deleriously drunk and filled with dreams of grandure when you responded above... I immediatly moved the thread private because I said some things that didn't live up to the high standards of the people involved in this thread... never mind at one time, some of them were hunting down male cats and cutting off their balls... You see, at one time they were pretty crazy, but I still stuck with them! Ya'll could at least do the same for me when I fall apart!

That being said, I am going to quote your other jabs and statements you brought up in another thread because it would be nice to have continuity.

Rastus wrote:

You will have 100% guarantee of meeting with the ET's, than a 0% chance of hooking-up with the ladies you stalk via the net.

https://autotrend.activeboard.com/t69151218/about-that-death-dart/

I want to start with this one... I do-not stalk ANYONE, Rastus! I enjoy hanging out on social media and I have my favorites personalities. I have contributed to some (not all) but I am a BIG fan and love them ALL!

I have never called, visited or even made attempts to contact them outside of social media! Yes, early on I did communicate with the Web-Crawlers thru e-mail a few times... and then a few times I sent in some gag gifts to their Webcrawlers mail bag episodes, however they gave me the PO Box address and asked for people to send in things so they could discuss them in their "Mail Bag" episodes. I also sent Grabby a Christmas gift this past year, to an address she claimed to work. I have also contributed various amounts to various pod's and people... rarely has the money been returned... but two of them did, and that's fine. I take extreme offense with the word "stalk" because at any time, any of them could block me from existence! And at any time, ANY of them could contact us and we would remove any and all mention of them from this thread. The people who make up my most favorite are all entertainers or work in entertainment. It's their JOB to engage people, captivate them. That is the business! I don't want to hear that word again, and if anyone who stars in this thread ever feels that way, I appoligize! Please PM, e-mail, call or text me and I'll take you out of our spotlight! I love these ladies, some more than others, but that is NOT how I roll.

Rastus wrote:
I could care less, & don't follow the thread. But the odd time I have looked-in-there, it's always a bitch-session of being locked-out / blocked or whatever, which means these ladies are telling you to *uck-off, & leave them alone. If it wasn't on the net, your persistence would be harassment via stalking etc etc as far as I understand your screwed-up laws.
https://autotrend.activeboard.com/t69151218/about-that-death-dart/

Yes you do follow this thread Rastus! You don't want to admit it, but scroll back six pages and see for yourself mate! YOU FOLLOW THE THREAD! We don't wanna hear no "but the odd time I have looked-in-there" BS!

And you are right... sometimes I get blocked here and there... that doesn't change the history of this thread, or my interest in them! That just means they no longer wish to share with me on whatever platform I may have been blocked on! It's worth noting that have been blocked and unblocked by many over the years! They are always welcome back here, life changes Rastus... I respect everyones wishes to block someone, I block people myself and I tell people to *uck-off all the time too! Are you just looking to cause me trouble by using words like harassment and stalking? What is it to trap a male cat and cut off it's nuts? I have every right to discuss these revelations! Is this your attempt to be a "Captian-save-a-hoe"? You sure didn't seem to mind suggesting they were lesbians, you even compared them to one of your old band-mates, who you claim was lesbian... it's all there in the pages Rastus! Were you harassing them? GTFO with that kind of talk! It's not like I have ever sought out their addresses or phone numbers! I've never contacted them outside of the mediums they have offered or left open for me to do so! I'm not like PowerStroker, who runs an extensive paid for background check on the internet for people! LOL, I'm just here for the show!

Most of the times when I'm bitching it's because I've had a very fun night on the internet, drinking and smoking! Staying safe at home, saving money and feeling entertained! So I don't watch TV much! Sure, some TV here and there is nice but I like a little more depth! I'd rather give them the money than the cable company, Netflix, Fox, NBC, Peacock and the slew of others out there! They don't have to take it! They can always send it back! LOL, When I'm blocked on a platform I don't communicate with them! It's impossible! You can't because you're BLOCKED! But this thread is mine! It has history! You're just trying to start shit... you don't like the fact that I admire and give to these girls! According to you all these girls are not as they seem, and they are filthily rich and don't deserve to get paid for their work. Isn't that true Rastus? You'd rather I give it to your Doctor Greer Alien chaser buddy!

Well hey, this is your big chance! The WebCrawlers are looking for a UFO expert to help with one of their upcoming podcast! I just heard about it yesterday so if YOU contact them, maybe if they find you interesting you can get on their show and do what you love the most! Talk about aliens and UFO's! It's worth a try!

Rastus wrote:
From memory, I thought that the "Melissa" thang was your own "Bill Clinton" trying to lure her over for a free holiday, & then she caught-on to the fraud, & tried to drop it all, but to this day, you persist...As for the ET stuff, go out-side, or to the ECETI ranch & see for yourself. Then you'd like the whole world to wake-up, & snap-out of the brain-washing state that you're in...I could care less what others think, as in this instance, I do know better, & only want y'all to join in.
https://autotrend.activeboard.com/t69151218/about-that-death-dart/

I've always said you have a good memory Rastus! I do as well... You are 100% correct that originally I had a thing for Melissa! This was before she was married, before COVID, before she had a kid... This was back when she had a web-blog called "Pretty Bored"... Being a web forum fanatic that I am, I was instantly sucked into her blogs! I liked her style, and to me she is still my most favorite model of all time!

Yes! I did offer her a paid photoshoot downtown Detroit for the Grand Prix or whatever was going on down there! This must have been OVER 5 years ago! She was retired from modeling... fair enough, but over time following her on Twitter it started to recommend to me all of Melissa's friends and aquantances, ALL OF WHOM were suggested by Twitter! Yes, everyone here was a Twitter algorithm suggestion off of Melissa Stetten! Because back then the only other girls I was following was Paris Hilton and Taylor Swift! LOL, I've kept detailed screen shots over the years worried that someone like you would come along.

There was no fraud, and I never hid from her the fact that I was attracted to her back then, or ever. Your suggestion that she "caught-on to the fraud" is a laughable joke! I never tried to drop ANYTHING! In fact I would later join the Web Crawlers and give to their podcast since I found it to be a better use for my time than hanging out at the Detroit casinos all the time. I enjoy their pod the most around Halloween, and I like their mailbag episodes... I wished they still did the thing were you could mail stuff in because that was a lot of fun. I like how they made everyone a star in their podcast! It's why I started this thread! I only added more people over time because I wanted to be able to keep the thread alive without just wearing out the webcrawlers! In time I have grown to like quite a few, while others have fallen off the face of the internet.

There is no persistence when it comes to Melissa... She is married and has a kid! I am many things, but I am not a home wrecker! Nor am I any of the things you have suggested! If someone blocks me on a platform, I leave them alone on that platform. They have their reasons.

Rastus wrote:
Respectfully, I could care less...But as a "friend", my concerns are witnessing so much hate & scorn for Bill Clinton's infidelity from you, only to then read about you doing the exact same thing...This poses questions as to the integrity you demand of others, but not of yourself....( Or if you rather, "Do as I say, not as I do" )...
https://autotrend.activeboard.com/t69151218/about-that-death-dart/

Fair enough Rastus... I am a married man with two grown boys! I have shared a LOT of personal information in the pages of this thread! I share the personal information because I want to feel that I'm giving back in my way... This thread may be the closest I will ever get to Hollywood and the LA lifestyle, and so long as I have the honor of carrying it on I'd be TOTALLY FINE with that! I'm not looking to be Tom Cruise, or Steven Spielberg... But I do find the culture in showbiz to be fascinating! My wife knows about Melissa and everyone else, and while she is not the biggest fan of Melissa's, she is a big fan of these 12 women keeping my bum on this seat at nights instead of going to the casinos or hanging out! If you were following this thread as closely as you expect me to follow your UFO films you would know that during the pandemic these ladies were the only thing good going in terms of entertainment! They literally kept me from going nuts while the lock-down dragged on! I think in my mind I got closer to them all than I was bargaining for, but who the hell would have thought we all would have been locked down for two years! Because that's about how long this craziness has gone on!

I do not wish to be one of them "Do as I say, not as I do" people... so I'm sorry you have misunderstood! Unlike Bill Clinton, I'm not lying when I say "I have not had sexual relations with ANY of these 12 ladies!"

Sure, at times I have needed to lean on them, to keep me from going out and being a REAL Bill Clinton... but that's what they do Rastus! They are entertainers! I have no shame with any of them! I AM THEIR BIGGEST FAN!

Stellar007 · Member

Happy Valentine's day 2023!